Patrick's Web Page

Measurement conversion page – My attempt at creating something useful while honing my PHP and MySQL skills. Includes Metric, English, and some humorous/awkward units of measurement.
My Steely Dan Experience – I managed to incorporate all SD song titles current of 2002 (including DF's and WB's solo works) into a "story." Be warned that this is nonsensical and campy!
Your IP address legible from across the room – Feel free to use this whenever you need to blab your computer's network address to everyone in the room (E.g., presentations, conferences, your browser's default home page, etc.).
Interesting Links I've collected – Some links may provoke controversy (or have done so already), but I don't mean to upset anyone. Please read the disclaimers at the top of the page should you decide to visit.